In 1485 Christopher Columbus sauntered on up to Spanish Queen Isabella with his smooth words: “Izzy, looking good, babe; nice threads, by the way. And while I have you all shined up, could you do me a solid and hand over a few ships and some pesos so that I can take the boys out for a summer jaunt? We’ll head out to Asia, after which I’ll bring back a ton of gold, exotic spices and lavish silks for more bewitching outfits. What do you say? C’mon. Trust me.” What woman could say no to that, so off he went, leaving Spain on August 3, 1492 with three ships in his fleet: the oft celebrated Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. After a grueling five weeks with albatrosses circling overhead and sharks circling below, Columbus and his crew, not having a reliable GPS or even a sextant or chronometer, famously arrived at the islands of Cuba and Hispaniola, not Asia. As we all know, his “buon giorno, I brought the cannolis” was met with ‘meh’.
In fact, other than the same name, Columbus Day in the USA has pretty much nothing to do with the original Christopher Columbus and the story I’ve just told. The true origins of Columbus Day in the USA began as a response to the March 1891 lynching of 11 Italian immigrants in New Orleans; still the biggest lynching in this country’s history.
From the 1880s to the 1910s, 60,000 Sicilians migrated to New Orleans; so many that the French Quarter became known as “Little Palermo.” But here’s where it gets interesting: New Orleans Police Detective David Hennessy and his cousin Michael who, as corrupt cops go, were as corrupt as they come, shot and killed the chief of detectives, Thomas Devereaux, who was on to them and their nefarious shenanigans. Claiming self-defense, the Hennessys were acquitted but were fired from the force.
Years later, the new mayor, Joseph Shakespeare, hired Hennessy back, with a promotion to chief of police, no less. Ever faithful to his duplicitous ways, Hennessy quickly became entangled with crime in the Italian community and, in May 1890, a group of dockworkers were shot at and wounded by who knows who or why, but hey, they were dockworkers, probably union organizers (you know what I mean). Hennessy provided witnesses from the police force to back up the defendants’ alibis. After the guilty verdicts, he pledged to aid in their appeal, kinda like Anthony Scotto, the big NYC mafia boss who was named a delegate for the DNC. Nothing like playing both sides of the fence.
On October 15, 1890, four days before the retrial, Hennessy was walking home when a group of assassins ambushed him. Wielding sawed-off shotguns, they shot him multiple times before running off. Hennessy died 10 hours later. He only whispered one clue as to who did it: “The dagoes shot me.” (Cue the Godfather theme.)
Immediately, Mayor Shakespeare ordered the New Orleans Police Force to “arrest every Italian you come across, if necessary.” Casablanca hadn’t been filmed yet, but he pretty much supplied the soon to be iconic quote by Chief Renault to ‘round up the usual suspects’. Most of those arrested were released, except for 19 particularly swarthy looking ‘dagoes’ who remained in jail to await trial. Of the nine who went to trial the following February, six were acquitted, while a hung jury resulted in a mistrial for the other 13; never a lucky number. Later it turned out that they actually were innocent, at least those 19 were innocent. Whodunit was never determined.
Outraged, the Committee of Fifty (a group of local scholars and businessmen) organized a public meeting the following morning to decide what to do next. William Parkerson, a local attorney, political leader and ally of the mayor, addressed the crowd of thousands of angry citizens: “When courts fail, the people must act.” Storming the Bastille was still recent history so they all knew to grab their pitchforks and march to the Orleans Parish Prison, easily breaching the walls of the jail. The mob lynched 11 of the prisoners, then shooting them to death. One of the victims was reportedly shot 42 times (you gotta admit, that was cold). The mob took two of the prisoners who didn’t immediately perish from their wounds and hung them outside the jail (jeez, that was even colder). Eight prisoners escaped the carnage.
The Italian consul in New Orleans, Pasquale Corte, petitioned Mayor Shakespeare and the Louisiana governor to bring in the National Guard, to no avail. Immediately after the mob’s assault, Corte sent a telegram to Baron Francesco Saverio Fava, Italy’s first ambassador to the United States:“Mob led by members of Committee of Fifty took possession of jail; killed eleven prisoners; three Italians, others naturalized. I hold Mayor responsible. Fear further murders. I am also in great danger. Reports follow.”
Baron Fava and the Italian Prime Minister reached out to Secretary of State James Blaine, whose defiant stance created an impasse. After all, they were just a bunch of dagoes. Needless to say, Italy was outraged by the lynchings. Both countries recalled their respective ambassadors. Further stoking the flames, members of Italy’s parliament introduced a resolution calling for a retributive naval assault on the Eastern Seaboard.
Now President Harrison had an international crisis on his hands. Harrison was already facing a difficult battle in the upcoming 1892 election and needed the immigrant vote as his saving grace. But the 1891 lynchings in New Orleans delivered a severe blow to his support in the Italian community. Harrison told Attorney General William Miller to launch an investigation into the Hennessy case. Finally, the President resolved the international conflict with an offer that couldn’t be refused: $25,000 indemnity payment to the Italian government. Restitution, payoff, whatever; just vote for Harrison.
With the issue behind him, Harrison still had to deal with outrage in the Italian American community. The country was already named after an Italian: Amerigo Vespucci. So, to mollify the villagers, on July 21, 1892, out went Harrison’s proclamation of “Discovery Day,” a one-time celebration of Columbus. In truth, Harrison really didn’t know of any other Italian explorers in history besides Giovanni Caboto, aka John Cabot. The one day holiday served as an apology and the formalization of an event already loosely celebrated in Catholic and Italian communities.
Along came the Knights of Columbus organization, founded in 1882 by a nice Irish boy, Father Michael Joseph McGivney, to further promote these festivities as a rallying point to unite American Catholics of all ancestries. The Knights of Columbus continually lobbied for the day to become a yearly tradition and, in 1934, President Franklin Roosevelt declared October 12 as Columbus Day. Later, in 1968, President Lyndon Johnson signed legislation making it an official federal holiday to begin in 1971.
That’s the story. Now everyone knows Columbus Day’s origins had little to do with Christopher, Isabella or 1492. The holiday emerged as a recognition of the Italian-American and Catholic communities, not to mention the 11 who were lynched.
Undaunted, here we Italian-Americans are today: two Supreme Court justices of Italian descent (Antonin Scalia and Joseph Alito, in case you were away that day). Enrico Fermi, who created the first nuclear reactor and was a member of the Manhattan Project. Giorgio Armani’s threads, Puccini and Verdi’s operas, and for the roadies: Ducati, Ferrari, Lamborghini. Scads of movie stars like Sophia Loren, Marcello Mastroianni, Gina Lollobrigida, Giancarlo Giannini, Virna Lisi. And isn’t there’s a pizza joint on almost every street corner. Yes, we Italian-Americans have integrated into the mainstream of society and perhaps Catholics are no longer considered a minority but Viva Columbus Day. Just saying.